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- (as) thick as two short planks
(as) thick as two short planks
(as) thick as two short planks
Remarkably stupid, dimwitted, or obtuse. I smoked a lot of marijuana when I was in high school, so I turned out thick as two short planks by the time I finally graduated. Jen's new girlfriend is very nice, but she's as thick as two short planks.
Common Names:
Name | Gender | Pronounced | Usage |
Davie | | DAY-vee (English) | English, Scottish |
Karlene | | KAHR-leen | English |
Matild | | - | Hungarian |
ÁSa | | - | Ancient Scandinavian, Icelandic, Faroese |
Tapio | | TAH-pee-o (Finnish) | Finnish, Finnish Mythology |
Juanita | | hwah-NEE-tah | Spanish |