a committee is a group of men who keep minutes and



a committee is a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours

Committees take a very long time to accomplish something, if they accomplish anything at all. A pun on "minutes," which is a record of what is discussed at a particular meeting. A: "The task force has been in a meeting all day! How can they not have reached a decision by now?" B: "Well, a committee is a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours."

Common Names:

NameGenderPronouncedUsage
Americaə-MER-i-kəEnglish
GertrÚDa-Slovak
Hanna (1)HAHN-nah (Finnish, Polish, Ukrainian), HAH-nah (German)Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, Finnish, Polish, Ukrainian, Belarusian, German, Dutch, Icelandic, Hungar
ServiusSER-wi-uwsAncient Roman
JocelinJAHS-lin, JAHS-ə-linEnglish (Rare)
Sousanna-Biblical Greek