bald-headed hermit

and bald-headed mouse and one-eyed pants mouse

n. the penis. (Usually objectionable.) Somebody said something about the attack of the one-eyed pants mouse, and all the boys howled with laughter. Although “bald-headed hermit” gave her mental images of Ghandi on vacation, she soon figured out the riddle.

Common Names:

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Vlastimir	-	Serbian, Macedonian, Medieval Slavic
Flora	FLAWR-ə (English), FLO-rah (German)	English, German, Italian, Roman Mythology
Amets	-	Basque
Milan	MEE-lahn (Czech)	Czech, Slovak, Russian, Serbian, Croatian, Slovene, Bulgarian, Macedonian, Dutch
Candi	KAN-dee	English
Ginnie	JIN-ee	English