be touching cotton



be touching cotton

semi-vulgar slang To have a very urgent or desperate need to defecate. (Refers jokingly to one's feces protruding into one's underpants.) Boy, it's a good thing we got home when we did—I was touching cotton on the way here!
See also: cotton, touching

Common Names:

NameGenderPronouncedUsage
HoldenHOL-dənEnglish (Modern)
Gherardoge-RAHR-doItalian (Archaic)
Pax-Roman Mythology
Timo (3)-Ancient Greek
Rokurouṙo-koo-ṙo:Japanese
SorchaSAWR-ə-khə (Irish), SAWR-khə (Irish)Irish, Scottish