can’t find one’s butt with both hands in broad day



can’t find one’s butt with both hands (in broad daylight)

tv. is stupid or incompetent. (Mildly objectionable.) Why did they put Jim in charge? He can’t find his butt with both hands!
See also: both, broad, butt, daylight, find, hand

Common Names:

NameGenderPronouncedUsage
Cowan['kauən]
Faivish-Yiddish
Malvina-Scottish, English, Literature
Vivi-Danish, Swedish, Norwegian
Tumelo-Southern African, Sotho, Tswana
Jacquetta-English (British)