couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fid

couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle

Rur. unable to aim; very clumsy. (Jocular. Use with caution.) Tom: Is Jane a good shot? Charlie: She couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle.

Common Names:

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Szabina	SAW-bee-naw	Hungarian
Terrie	TER-ee	English
Izabel	-	Portuguese (Brazilian)
Miranda	mə-RAN-də (English)	English, Dutch
Marieke	mah-REE-kə	Dutch
Amias	-	English (Rare)