need (something) like a fish needs a bicycle



need (something) like a fish needs a bicycle

To have absolutely no need or use for something. (Adapted from a feminist slogan coined by Irina Dunn: "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.") I'm perfectly happy having a phone that just makes phone calls—I need a fancy smartphone like a fish needs a bicycle. We have enough problems with the business as it is, so we need an audit right now like a fish needs a bicycle.
See also: bicycle, fish, like, need, needs

Common Names:

NameGenderPronouncedUsage
Saffira-Biblical Latin
UllaOOL-lah (Finnish)Swedish, Danish, Norwegian, Finnish, German
Cleopatraklee-ə-PAT-rə (English)Ancient Greek (Latinized)
LaylaLAY-lə (English)Arabic, English
HubrechtHUY-brəkhtDutch (Archaic)
Lleucu-Welsh