spank the monkey



spank the monkey

slang Of men, to masturbate. A: "Why is he all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, his crush walked in on him spanking the monkey. How horrifying is that?"
See also: monkey, spank

Common Names:

NameGenderPronouncedUsage
Behram-Turkish
ÍDeEE-daIrish
TravisTRA-visEnglish
Cunningham['kʌniəm]
Ji-Eunjee-uwnKorean
Abessalom-Biblical Greek