(as) awkward as a cow on a crutch



(as) awkward as a cow on a crutch

Very clumsy or uncoordinated. When my toddler was first learning to walk, she was awkward as a cow on a crutch. He'll never make the basketball team—he's as awkward as a cow on a crutch.
See also: awkward, cow, crutch, on

Common Names:

NameGenderPronouncedUsage
Walerianvah-LER-yahnPolish
Jam-Persian Mythology
Archimedes-Ancient Greek
GertrÚD-Hungarian
HaroldHER-əld, HAR-əldEnglish
Nadezhdanah-DYEZH-dah (Russian)Russian, Bulgarian, Macedonian, Ukrainian