(as) awkward as a cow on a crutch

Very clumsy or uncoordinated. When my toddler was first learning to walk, she was awkward as a cow on a crutch. He'll never make the basketball team—he's as awkward as a cow on a crutch.

Common Names:

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Kit	[kit]
Androcles	AN-drə-kleez (English)	Ancient Greek (Latinized)
Chandra	-	Hinduism, Bengali, Indian, Assamese, Hindi, Marathi, Telugu, Tamil, Kannada, Nepali
Sapphire	SAF-ier	English (Rare)
Patricio	pah-TREE-thyo (Spanish), pah-TREE-syo (Latin American Spanish)	Spanish
Pasqualino	-	Italian