Fat chance!

(informal)

something that you say which means something is not very likely to happen 'D'you think your Dad'll drive us to the disco?' 'Fat chance!'

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Davis	DAY-vis	English
Ushas	-	Hinduism
Wilford	WIL-fərd	English
Elise	e-LEE-zə (German), e-LEE-se (Norwegian, Danish, Swedish), i-LEES (English), i-LEEZ (English)	German, Norwegian, Danish, Swedish, Dutch, English
Per	PER (Swedish, Norwegian, Danish)	Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, Breton
Laurus	-	Late Roman