In a pig's eye!

and In a pig's ass!; In a pig's ear!

Rur. Nonsense! (Use caution with ass.) Tom: I wasn't going to steal it. I was just looking at it. Jane: In a pig's eye! I saw you put it in your pocket! Mary: Bill says he's sorry and he'll never yell at me again if I take him back. Jane: In a pig's ass! He's made those promises a hundred times before. Tom: I thought you said I could keep this. Charlie: In a pig's ear! I said you could borrow it.

Common Names:

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Hulda	['hʌldə]
Millard	['miləd]
Hynek	-	Czech
Chariton	-	Ancient Greek
Iolanthe	ie-ə-LAN-thee (English)	Various
Humayra	-	Arabic