need (something) (about) as much a fish needs a bi



need (something) (about) as much a fish needs a bicycle

To have absolutely no need or use for something. (Adapted from a feminist slogan coined by Irina Dunn: "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.") I'm perfectly happy having a phone that just makes phone calls—I need a fancy smartphone about as much as a fish needs a bicycle. We have enough problems with the business as it is, so we need an audit right now as much as a fish needs a bicycle.
See also: bicycle, fish, much, need, needs

Common Names:

NameGenderPronouncedUsage
Cassandrakə-SAN-drə (English), kə-SAHN-drə (English), kahs-SAHN-drah (Italian)English, Spanish, Portuguese, Italian, French, German, Greek Mythology (Latinized)
Winston['winstən]
Giordanojor-DAH-noItalian
WinstonWIN-stənEnglish
GeneviÈVezhe-nə-VYEV, zhawn-VYEVFrench
Herakleios-Ancient Greek