monkeys might fly out of my butt

There is no chance of that ever happening. (Used to show skepticism or cynicism over someone's hypothetical remark.) Bob: "If we could just get Democrats and Republicans to agree on a tax reform bill, we could bring the deficit down in no time." Dave: "It might happen some day—and monkeys might fly out of my butt!"

See also: butt, fly, might, monkey, of, out

Common Names:

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Wilt	WILT	English
Cortney	['kɔ:tni]
Ceferino	the-fe-REE-no (Spanish), se-fe-REE-no (Latin American Spanish)	Spanish
Isra	-	Arabic
Giovannetta	-	Italian
Kelebek	-	Turkish