monkeys might fly out of my butt

There is no chance of that ever happening. (Used to show skepticism or cynicism over someone's hypothetical remark.) Bob: "If we could just get Democrats and Republicans to agree on a tax reform bill, we could bring the deficit down in no time." Dave: "It might happen some day—and monkeys might fly out of my butt!"

See also: butt, fly, might, monkey, of, out

Common Names:

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Blago	-	Croatian
Alfreda	ahl-FRE-dah (Polish, German, Italian)	Polish, German, Italian, English
Anastasia	ah-nah-stah-SEE-yah (Russian), a-nə-STAY-zhə (English), a-nə-STAS-yə (English), ah-nahs-TAH-syah (Spanish), ah-nahs-TAH-zyah (Italian)	Greek, Russian, Ukrainian, Belarusian, English, Spanish, Italian, Ancient Greek
Kayleigh	KAY-lee	English (Modern)
Fiorenza	fyo-REN-tsah	Italian
Mable	MAY-bəl	English