asshat

1. n. the imaginary garment worn by one with one’s head up one’s ass. (Offensive.)

2. n. a person said to be wearing an asshat (sense 1). Wake up you stupid asshat!

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Hieremias	-	Biblical Latin
Yevgeni	yev-GYE-nee, eev-GYE-nee	Russian
Ratree	-	Thai
Geraldine	['dʒerəldi:n]
Alphonse	['aelfɔns]
Steinn	-	Ancient Scandinavian