asshat

1. n. the imaginary garment worn by one with one’s head up one’s ass. (Offensive.)

2. n. a person said to be wearing an asshat (sense 1). Wake up you stupid asshat!

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Chariovalda	-	Ancient Germanic
Remigiusz	-	Polish
ZezÉ	-	Portuguese
Chelsea	CHEL-see	English
Yngvarr	-	Ancient Scandinavian
Lucan	-	History