asshat

1. n. the imaginary garment worn by one with one’s head up one’s ass. (Offensive.)

2. n. a person said to be wearing an asshat (sense 1). Wake up you stupid asshat!

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Claudie	klo-DEE	French
Shemu'el	-	Biblical Hebrew
Marceline	-	French
Noach	NO-ahkh (Dutch)	Hebrew, Dutch, Biblical Hebrew
Egon	-	German
Theodoulos	-	Ancient Greek