attack is the best form of defense

Launching an offensive is the best way to protect oneself. I need to start some rumors about Dean, before he comes after me. I know it sounds harsh, but attack is the best form of defense!

Common Names:

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Arkhip	-	Russian
Vartouhi	-	Armenian
Gwladus	-	Welsh
LuĈJo	LOO-chyo	Esperanto
Anit	-	Indian, Hindi
Gonzalo	gon-THAH-lo (Spanish), gon-SAH-lo (Latin American Spanish)	Spanish