awkward as a cow on a crutch

*awkward as a cow on a crutch

and *awkward as a cow on roller skates

very clumsy or off balance. (*Also: as ~.) When Lulu was overweight, she was awkward as a cow on a crutch. Tom will never be a gymnast. He's as awkward as a cow on roller skates!

Common Names:

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Hizkiah	-	Biblical
Fabienne	-	French
Timon	TIE-mən (English), TEE-mawn (Dutch)	Ancient Greek, Biblical, Biblical Greek, Biblical Latin, Dutch
Arto	AHR-to	Finnish
Maksim	mahk-SEEM (Russian)	Russian, Belarusian, Macedonian, Ukrainian
Eilionoir	-	Scottish