barking spider



barking spider

and trumpet spider
n. the imaginary source of the sound of an audible release of intestinal gas. (With reference to the image of a anus.) Heidi, do you know anything about the trumpet spider I keep hearing? Although Dr. Waddlington-Stowe had never heard “barking spider” with reference to the affected part, he caught the connection immediately.
See also: bark, spider

Common Names:

NameGenderPronouncedUsage
VitoVEE-to (Italian), BEE-to (Spanish)Italian, Spanish
AkuAH-kooFinnish
Cyneburga-Anglo-Saxon (Latinized)
Kichiroukee-chee-ṙo:Japanese
PancrasPAN-krəsEnglish (Archaic)
Longinalawn-GEE-nah (Polish)Polish, Ancient Roman