not know B from a battledore



not know B from a battledore

To be really stupid, or perhaps illiterate. The now-outdated term "battledore" was often used in reference to a children's primer. It was likely used in this phrase simply for the sake of alliteration. How do you manage to burn pasta? It's like you don't know B from a battledore.
See also: know, not

Common Names:

NameGenderPronouncedUsage
NellNELEnglish
Norbu-Tibetan, Bhutanese
Vicentebee-THEN-te (Spanish), bee-SEN-te (Latin American Spanish)Spanish, Portuguese
Stefans-Latvian
Glooscap-New World Mythology
TealeTEELEnglish (Rare)