be (as) thick as a shit



be (as) thick as a shit

vulgar slang To be remarkably stupid, dimwitted, or obtuse. Primarily heard in UK. I smoked a lot of marijuana when I was in high school, so I was as thick as a shit by the time I finally graduated. Jen's new girlfriend is very nice, but she's thick as a shit.
See also: shit, thick

Common Names:

NameGenderPronouncedUsage
AureoleAWR-ee-olEnglish (Rare)
Vira-Ukrainian
Mikula-Czech (Rare)
Viktoriavik-TO-ree-ah (German), veek-TO-ree-yah (Russian)German, Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, Estonian, Russian, Ukrainian, Bulgarian
SandfordSAN-fərdEnglish (Rare)
RyleighRIE-leeEnglish (Modern)