be (as) thick as a shit



be (as) thick as a shit

vulgar slang To be remarkably stupid, dimwitted, or obtuse. Primarily heard in UK. I smoked a lot of marijuana when I was in high school, so I was as thick as a shit by the time I finally graduated. Jen's new girlfriend is very nice, but she's thick as a shit.
See also: shit, thick

Common Names:

NameGenderPronouncedUsage
Henrikas-Lithuanian
MÁRtonMAHR-tonHungarian
Bojidar-Bulgarian
DorthyDAWR-theeEnglish
Amaya-Basque, Spanish
LasseLAHS-se (Danish, Finnish)Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, Finnish