be (as) thick as a shit



be (as) thick as a shit

vulgar slang To be remarkably stupid, dimwitted, or obtuse. Primarily heard in UK. I smoked a lot of marijuana when I was in high school, so I was as thick as a shit by the time I finally graduated. Jen's new girlfriend is very nice, but she's thick as a shit.
See also: shit, thick

Common Names:

NameGenderPronouncedUsage
KristjÁN-Icelandic
HuldahHUL-də (English)Biblical
Rodrigoro-DREE-go (Spanish, Italian), roo-DREE-goo (Portuguese)Spanish, Portuguese, Italian, Galician
LÁRus-Icelandic
Hrotsuitha-Ancient Germanic
Duilius-Ancient Roman