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be as thick as two short planks

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be as thick as two short planks

  (British informal) also be as thick as shit (British taboo!)

to be very stupid He might be good-looking but he's as thick as two short planks. Most of the people who read these papers are as thick as shit anyway.

See also: plank, short, thick, two