be touching cloth

semi-vulgar slang To have a very urgent or desperate need to defecate. (Refers jokingly to one's feces protruding into one's underpants.) Boy, it's a good thing we got home when we did—I was touching cloth on the way here!

Common Names:

Name	Pronounced	Usage
ÖMer	uu-MER	Turkish
Carl	[ka:l]
Rucker	['rʌkə]
Simonu	-	Old Church Slavic
Alwin	AHL-veen (German), AHL-win (Dutch), AHL-vin (Dutch)	German, Dutch, Ancient Germanic
Ingeburg	ING-e-buwrk (German)	German, Ancient Germanic