be touching cloth

semi-vulgar slang To have a very urgent or desperate need to defecate. (Refers jokingly to one's feces protruding into one's underpants.) Boy, it's a good thing we got home when we did—I was touching cloth on the way here!

Common Names:

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Hamid (1)	-	Arabic, Persian
Ouranos	-	Greek Mythology
Dumisani	-	Southern African, Zulu
Nanako	nah-nah-ko	Japanese
Washington	['wɔʃiŋtən]
Kerr	-	Scottish, English (Rare)