be touching cloth

semi-vulgar slang To have a very urgent or desperate need to defecate. (Refers jokingly to one's feces protruding into one's underpants.) Boy, it's a good thing we got home when we did—I was touching cloth on the way here!

Common Names:

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Assunta	-	Italian
Septimus	-	Ancient Roman
Benigno	-	Italian, Spanish, Portuguese
Evangelos	-	Greek
Lillie	['lili:]
Ursula	UR-sə-lə (English), UR-syə-lə (English), OOR-soo-lah (Finnish)	English, Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, German, Dutch, Finnish, Late Roman