be touching cotton



be touching cotton

semi-vulgar slang To have a very urgent or desperate need to defecate. (Refers jokingly to one's feces protruding into one's underpants.) Boy, it's a good thing we got home when we did—I was touching cotton on the way here!
See also: cotton, touching

Common Names:

NameGenderPronouncedUsage
OrpahAWR-pə (English)Biblical
Antoniaahn-TO-nyah (Italian, Spanish), an-TON-ee-ə (English), ahn-TO-nee-ah (German, Dutch), ahn-TAWN-yah (Polish)Italian, Spanish, English, German, Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, Dutch, Polish, Romanian, Ancient Roma
Moray-Scottish
Benvenuto-Italian
MarijkeMAH-rie-kəDutch
HaileeHAY-leeEnglish (Modern)