be touching cotton



be touching cotton

semi-vulgar slang To have a very urgent or desperate need to defecate. (Refers jokingly to one's feces protruding into one's underpants.) Boy, it's a good thing we got home when we did—I was touching cotton on the way here!
See also: cotton, touching

Common Names:

NameGenderPronouncedUsage
Suzusoo-zooJapanese
SuzieSOO-zeeEnglish
Godofredogo-dho-FRE-do (Spanish)Spanish, Portuguese
Marjan (1)mahr-YAHNDutch
Iolanda-Italian, Portuguese, Romanian
Thore-Swedish, Norwegian, Danish