be touching cotton



be touching cotton

semi-vulgar slang To have a very urgent or desperate need to defecate. (Refers jokingly to one's feces protruding into one's underpants.) Boy, it's a good thing we got home when we did—I was touching cotton on the way here!
See also: cotton, touching

Common Names:

NameGenderPronouncedUsage
Veniaminvye-nee-ah-MEEN, vee-nee-ah-MEENRussian
Bratislav-Serbian
KaleighKAY-lee, KA-leeEnglish (Modern)
SamuliSAH-moo-leeFinnish
Ahava-Hebrew
EdvinED-vin (Swedish), ED-veen (Finnish)Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, Finnish, Estonian, Hungarian