be touching cotton



be touching cotton

semi-vulgar slang To have a very urgent or desperate need to defecate. (Refers jokingly to one's feces protruding into one's underpants.) Boy, it's a good thing we got home when we did—I was touching cotton on the way here!
See also: cotton, touching

Common Names:

NameGenderPronouncedUsage
Alena-German, Czech, Slovak, Slovene
Archdale['a:tʃdeil]
Eulaliayoo-LAY-lee-ə (English)Spanish, Italian, English, Ancient Greek
Nigellus-English (Archaic)
Tully-History
Yukiyoo-keeJapanese