buff the muffin



buff the muffin

vulgar slang To masturbate. A term usually applied to women. A: "Why is she all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, her crush walked in on her buffing the muffin. How horrifying is that?"
See also: buff, muffin

Common Names:

NameGenderPronouncedUsage
Kresimir-Medieval Slavic
Gulbrand-Norwegian (Rare), Danish (Rare)
Lusineh-Armenian
Taide-Italian (Rare)
RiittaREE:T-tahFinnish
Amordad-Persian Mythology