buff the muffin

vulgar slang To masturbate. A term usually applied to women. A: "Why is she all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, her crush walked in on her buffing the muffin. How horrifying is that?"

Common Names:

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Elyzabeth	i-LIZ-ə-bəth	English (Rare)
Dorji	-	Tibetan, Bhutanese
Sharp	[ʃa:p]
Yoko	yo:-ko	Japanese
Mega	ME-gah	Indonesian
Lise	['li:zə]