buff the muffin

vulgar slang To masturbate. A term usually applied to women. A: "Why is she all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, her crush walked in on her buffing the muffin. How horrifying is that?"

Common Names:

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Anacletus	-	Ancient Greek (Latinized)
Salter	['sɔ:ltə]
Acton	['æktən]
Ville	VEEL-le (Finnish)	Finnish, Swedish
Caroline	['kæləlain]
Hosea	[həu'ziə]