buff the muffin



buff the muffin

vulgar slang To masturbate. A term usually applied to women. A: "Why is she all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, her crush walked in on her buffing the muffin. How horrifying is that?"
See also: buff, muffin

Common Names:

NameGenderPronouncedUsage
WiktorVEEK-tawrPolish
Murtagh-Irish
GraceGRAYSEnglish
Zosimus-Ancient Greek (Latinized)
Ena
Brigit-Irish Mythology