buff the muffin

vulgar slang To masturbate. A term usually applied to women. A: "Why is she all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, her crush walked in on her buffing the muffin. How horrifying is that?"

Common Names:

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Alishia	ə-LISH-ə, ə-LEE-shə	English (Rare)
Sumiko	soo-mee-ko	Japanese
Harshad	-	Indian, Hindi, Marathi
Rositsa	-	Bulgarian
Shet	-	Biblical Hebrew
Bashemath	-	Biblical