can’t find one’s butt with both hands in broad day



can’t find one’s butt with both hands (in broad daylight)

tv. is stupid or incompetent. (Mildly objectionable.) Why did they put Jim in charge? He can’t find his butt with both hands!
See also: both, broad, butt, daylight, find, hand

Common Names:

NameGenderPronouncedUsage
Thabo-Southern African, Tswana
Longinus-Ancient Roman
Horatiohə-RAY-shee-o, hə-RAY-shoEnglish
Vega['vi:gə]
Ragnhildr-Ancient Scandinavian
Aonghus-Irish, Scottish, Irish Mythology