can’t find one’s butt with both hands in broad day

can’t find one’s butt with both hands (in broad daylight)

tv. is stupid or incompetent. (Mildly objectionable.) Why did they put Jim in charge? He can’t find his butt with both hands!

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Alfred	AL-frəd (English), al-FRED (French), AHL-fret (German, Polish), AHL-frət (Dutch)	English, French, Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, German, Polish, Dutch
Gib	GIB	English
Stevenson	['sti:vnsn]
Kristin	kris-TEEN (Swedish, German), KRIS-tin (English)	Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, German, English
Lambert	['læmbət]
Barlow	['ba:ləu]