can’t find one’s butt with both hands in broad day

can’t find one’s butt with both hands (in broad daylight)

tv. is stupid or incompetent. (Mildly objectionable.) Why did they put Jim in charge? He can’t find his butt with both hands!

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Owain	O-wien (Welsh, Welsh Mythology)	Welsh, Welsh Mythology, Arthurian Romance
DaniËL	DAH-nee-el	Dutch
Deepak	-	Indian, Hindi, Marathi, Bengali, Gujarati, Punjabi, Malayalam, Kannada, Tamil, Telugu, Nepali
Dante	DAHN-te	Italian
Bence	-	Hungarian
Theotimos	-	Ancient Greek