can’t find one’s butt with both hands in broad day

can’t find one’s butt with both hands (in broad daylight)

tv. is stupid or incompetent. (Mildly objectionable.) Why did they put Jim in charge? He can’t find his butt with both hands!

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Jiahao	-	Chinese
Nicodemo	nee-ko-DE-mo (Italian), nee-ko-DHE-mo (Spanish)	Italian, Spanish, Portuguese
Galina	gah-LEE-nah (Russian)	Russian, Bulgarian
Frea	-	Norse Mythology
Sevan	-	Armenian
Archie	['a:tʃ]