can’t find one’s butt with both hands in broad day



can’t find one’s butt with both hands (in broad daylight)

tv. is stupid or incompetent. (Mildly objectionable.) Why did they put Jim in charge? He can’t find his butt with both hands!
See also: both, broad, butt, daylight, find, hand

Common Names:

NameGenderPronouncedUsage
ManfredMAHN-fret (German, Polish), MAHN-frət (Dutch)German, Dutch, Polish
DettaDET-əEnglish (Rare)
Livia (1)LEE-vyah (Italian)Italian, Romanian, Ancient Roman
Jolly['dʒɔli]
ArtemisAHR-tə-mis (English)Greek Mythology, Greek
HartmutHAHRT-moot (German)German, Ancient Germanic