the eternal checkout

n. death. Hank knew the eternal checkout was just around the corner, and he suddenly got religion.

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Theobald	THEE-ə-bawld (English)	English (Rare), Ancient Germanic
Zelophehad	-	Biblical
Wim	VIM (Dutch), WIM (Dutch)	Dutch, German
Hanke	HAHN-kə	Dutch
Juhana	YOO-hah-nah	Finnish
Derval	-	Irish