couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fid

couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle

Rur. unable to aim; very clumsy. (Jocular. Use with caution.) Tom: Is Jane a good shot? Charlie: She couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle.

Common Names:

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Cervantes	[sə:'væntiz]
Darion	DER-ee-ən, DAR-ee-ən	English (Modern)
Celso	CHEL-so (Italian), THEL-so (Spanish), SEL-so (Latin American Spanish)	Italian, Spanish, Portuguese
Severi	SE-ve-ree	Finnish
Edina	-	Hungarian
Lileas	-	Scottish