couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fid



couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle

Rur. unable to aim; very clumsy. (Jocular. Use with caution.) Tom: Is Jane a good shot? Charlie: She couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle.
See also: ass, bass, bull, fiddle, hit

Common Names:

NameGenderPronouncedUsage
Mabella-English (Rare)
Ilarion-Bulgarian, Macedonian
Hai-Chinese
BÈRBERLimburgish
Zita (2)-Hungarian
Olanrewaju-Western African, Yoruba