couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fid



couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle

Rur. unable to aim; very clumsy. (Jocular. Use with caution.) Tom: Is Jane a good shot? Charlie: She couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle.
See also: ass, bass, bull, fiddle, hit

Common Names:

NameGenderPronouncedUsage
&Thorn;ÓRfre&Eth;R-Ancient Scandinavian
Yermolai-Russian
MalcolmMAL-kəmScottish, English
Anahita-Persian Mythology
Ritu-Indian, Hindi, Marathi
Mcneil[mək'ni:l]