couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fid



couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle

Rur. unable to aim; very clumsy. (Jocular. Use with caution.) Tom: Is Jane a good shot? Charlie: She couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle.
See also: ass, bass, bull, fiddle, hit

Common Names:

NameGenderPronouncedUsage
BlaŽ-Slovene, Croatian
PierrePYER (French)French, Swedish
Lindiwe-Southern African, Zulu
Urh-Slovene
Adaliaa-də-LIE-ə (English), ə-DAH-lee-ə (English)Biblical
Palmiro-Italian