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couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fid

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couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle

Rur. unable to aim; very clumsy. (Jocular. Use with caution.) Tom: Is Jane a good shot? Charlie: She couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle.

See also: ass, bass, bull, fiddle, hit