couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fid



couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle

Rur. unable to aim; very clumsy. (Jocular. Use with caution.) Tom: Is Jane a good shot? Charlie: She couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle.
See also: ass, bass, bull, fiddle, hit

Common Names:

NameGenderPronouncedUsage
Agam-Hebrew
JurriaanYUR-ree-ah:nDutch
Bahram-Persian, Persian Mythology
MaarikaMAH:-ree-kah (Finnish)Finnish, Estonian
CalebKAY-ləb (English)English, Biblical
Radzimierzrah-JEEM-yeshPolish (Rare)