couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fid



couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle

Rur. unable to aim; very clumsy. (Jocular. Use with caution.) Tom: Is Jane a good shot? Charlie: She couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle.
See also: ass, bass, bull, fiddle, hit

Common Names:

NameGenderPronouncedUsage
Zachariah[.zækə'raiə]
Theokleia-Ancient Greek
Maite (1)-Spanish
Bahman-Persian, Persian Mythology
Feivel-Yiddish
AudreyAWD-reeEnglish