couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fid



couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle

Rur. unable to aim; very clumsy. (Jocular. Use with caution.) Tom: Is Jane a good shot? Charlie: She couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle.
See also: ass, bass, bull, fiddle, hit

Common Names:

NameGenderPronouncedUsage
Avitus-Ancient Roman
Husnihus-NEE:Arabic
Nicolette[.nikə'let]
Arnolfo-Italian
Bryant['braiənt]
Jenci-Hungarian