couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fid



couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle

Rur. unable to aim; very clumsy. (Jocular. Use with caution.) Tom: Is Jane a good shot? Charlie: She couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle.
See also: ass, bass, bull, fiddle, hit

Common Names:

NameGenderPronouncedUsage
Gavin[gævin]
Etelvina-Spanish
Kosmas-Ancient Greek
Imani-Eastern African, Swahili, African American
Ronne-Frisian
EliaszEL-yahshPolish