crapper dick

n. a police officer or detective who patrols public toilets. When he flubbed up the Wilson case, they made him a crapper dick in the central business district.

Common Names:

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Goizeder	-	Basque
Vecheslav	-	Medieval Slavic
Nell	[nel]
Humaira	-	Arabic, Urdu
Theodulus	-	Ancient Greek (Latinized)
Jorrit	-	Frisian