crapper dick

n. a police officer or detective who patrols public toilets. When he flubbed up the Wilson case, they made him a crapper dick in the central business district.

Common Names:

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Sharmila	-	Tamil, Indian, Marathi
Trey	TRAY	English
Davy	DAY-vee	English
Ion (1)	YON (Romanian)	Basque, Romanian
Kazue	kah-zoo-e	Japanese
Aisha	-	Arabic, Urdu, American