crapper dick

n. a police officer or detective who patrols public toilets. When he flubbed up the Wilson case, they made him a crapper dick in the central business district.

Common Names:

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Tod	TAHD	English
Sigrid	['sigrid]
Elisabetta	e-lee-zah-BET-tah	Italian
Hesiod	HES-ee-əd (English), HEE-see-əd (English)	Ancient Greek (Anglicized)
Patigul	-	Uyghur
Itziar	-	Basque, Spanish