crapper dick

n. a police officer or detective who patrols public toilets. When he flubbed up the Wilson case, they made him a crapper dick in the central business district.

Common Names:

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Fleurette	flə-RET (English)	French (Rare), Dutch (Rare), English (Rare)
Tihomir	-	Croatian, Bulgarian, Serbian, Macedonian
Karin	['ka:rin]
Enzo	-	Italian, French
Drusus	-	Ancient Roman
Joonas	YO:-nahs	Finnish