In a pig's eye!

and In a pig's ass!; In a pig's ear!

Rur. Nonsense! (Use caution with ass.) Tom: I wasn't going to steal it. I was just looking at it. Jane: In a pig's eye! I saw you put it in your pocket! Mary: Bill says he's sorry and he'll never yell at me again if I take him back. Jane: In a pig's ass! He's made those promises a hundred times before. Tom: I thought you said I could keep this. Charlie: In a pig's ear! I said you could borrow it.

Common Names:

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Candelario	kahn-de-LAH-ryo	Spanish
Yevgeni	yev-GYE-nee, eev-GYE-nee	Russian
Alter	-	Yiddish
Pomona	-	Roman Mythology
Hanae	hah-nah-e	Japanese
Norberto	nor-BER-to (Spanish, Italian)	Spanish, Portuguese, Italian