left-handed monkey wrench

n. a nonexistent tool. (see also sky hook.) Hand me the left-handed monkey wrench, huh?

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Eleonore	e-le-o-NO-rə	German
Berhta	-	Ancient Germanic
Phanouel	-	Biblical Greek
Awstin	OW-stin	Welsh
FinnagÁN	-	Irish
Balthasar	-	Judeo-Christian Legend