make drain babies

n. to masturbate (male). (The genetic material goes down the drain. Clever but contrived.) My social life stinks. I’m limited to making drain babies.

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Nedelka	-	Macedonian
Pelageya	pye-lah-GYE-yah, pee-lah-GYE-yah	Russian
Tovah	-	Hebrew
Gigi	zhee-ZHEE	French
Qusay	-	Arabic
Iapetus	-	Greek Mythology (Latinized)