make drain babies

n. to masturbate (male). (The genetic material goes down the drain. Clever but contrived.) My social life stinks. I’m limited to making drain babies.

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Griet	KHREET	Dutch
Hobson	['hɔbsn]
Socrates	SAHK-rə-teez (English)	Ancient Greek (Latinized)
Kwaku	-	Western African, Akan
Purvis	['pɜ:vis]
Henderson	HEN-dər-sən	English