make drain babies

n. to masturbate (male). (The genetic material goes down the drain. Clever but contrived.) My social life stinks. I’m limited to making drain babies.

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Valpuri	VAHL-puu-ree	Finnish
Anicetus	-	Ancient Greek (Latinized)
Filbert	-	Eastern African
Michael	MIE-kəl (English), MI-khah-el (German), MEE-kah-el (Swedish, Norwegian, Danish)	English, German, Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, Dutch, Czech, Biblical, Biblical Latin, Biblical Greek
Charlie	['tʃa:li]
Aurelia	[ɔ:'ri:ljə]