male blindness



male blindness

n. the imagined failure on the part of a male to see approaching dangers owing to the male’s eyes being focused on a some well-proportioned female attribute. After an attack of male blindness, he walked into a lamppost.
See also: male

Common Names:

NameGenderPronouncedUsage
GladwinGLAD-winEnglish (Rare)
BrÉAnainn-Ancient Irish
PollyPAHL-eeEnglish
Ljubena-Macedonian
ClancyKLANT-seeIrish, English (Rare)
Johanoyo-HAH-noEsperanto