male blindness

n. the imagined failure on the part of a male to see approaching dangers owing to the male’s eyes being focused on a some well-proportioned female attribute. After an attack of male blindness, he walked into a lamppost.

Common Names:

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Alex	AL-əks (English), AH-ləks (Dutch)	English, Dutch, German, French, Portuguese, Italian, Romanian, Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, Icelandic
Jules (2)	JOOLZ	English
Horst	HAWRST	German
Boniface	BAWN-ə-fays (English), BAWN-ə-fəs (English)	French, English (Rare)
Sigmund	ZEEK-muwnt (German), SIG-mənd (English)	German, Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, English
Firenze	-	Various