meat puppet

1. n. the penis. Stop scratching your meat puppet!

2. n. a TV announcer; a talking head on television. These documentaries are just one meat puppet after another.

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Iulius	YOO:-li-uws	Ancient Roman
Kasumi	kah-soo-mee	Japanese
Tammara	tə-MAHR-ə	English (Rare)
Catherine	ka-tə-REEN (French), ka-TREEN (French), KATH-ə-rin (English), KATH-rin (English)	French, English
Gordie	GAWR-dee	English
Custodia	-	Spanish