meat puppet

1. n. the penis. Stop scratching your meat puppet!

2. n. a TV announcer; a talking head on television. These documentaries are just one meat puppet after another.

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Lamya	-	Arabic
Theophilus	thee-AHF-ə-ləs (English)	Biblical, Ancient Greek (Latinized)
Latasha	lə-TASH-ə	African American
Surinder	-	Indian (Sikh)
Candide	kawn-DEED	French
DÓNal	-	Irish