monkeys might fly out of my butt

There is no chance of that ever happening. (Used to show skepticism or cynicism over someone's hypothetical remark.) Bob: "If we could just get Democrats and Republicans to agree on a tax reform bill, we could bring the deficit down in no time." Dave: "It might happen some day—and monkeys might fly out of my butt!"

See also: butt, fly, might, monkey, of, out

Common Names:

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Lore (1)	LO-rə	German
Tifawt	-	Northern African, Berber
RĂZvan	-	Romanian
Atwood	['ætwud]
Almira (2)	-	Bosnian
Tayyib	-	Arabic