newt

as pissed as a fart

slang Very intoxicated. Primarily heard in UK, Australia. When I got to the pub, you were as pissed as a fart. Do you remember anything that happened last night?

as pissed as a fart

(British & Australian very informal!) also as pissed as a newt (British very informal!)

very drunk Peter came home from the pub pissed as a fart.

newt

n. a stupid person; a dull and uninteresting person. Don’t act like such a newt.

Common Names:

Name	Pronounced	Usage
James	JAYMZ (English)	English, Biblical
Mirna	-	Croatian, Serbian
Aengus	-	Irish
Mahin	-	Persian
Dorean	-	English
Iepthae	-	Biblical Latin