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as pissed as a fart

slang Very intoxicated. Primarily heard in UK, Australia. When I got to the pub, you were as pissed as a fart. Do you remember anything that happened last night?

See also: fart, pissed

as pissed as a fart

  (British & Australian very informal!) also as pissed as a newt (British very informal!)

very drunk Peter came home from the pub pissed as a fart.

See also: fart, pissed

newt

n. a stupid person; a dull and uninteresting person. Don’t act like such a newt.