ossifer

and occifer (ˈɑsəfɚ)

n. a police officer. (Also an ill-advised term of address.) Ask the occifer there if he wants to step outside and discuss it.

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Ste	-	English
Rhodri	-	Welsh
Manfried	MAHN-freet	German
Amanda	ə-MAN-də (English), ah-MAHN-dah (Spanish, Italian, German)	English, Spanish, Portuguese, Italian, Dutch, Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, German, Late Roman
Bridget	['bridʒit]
Deforest	də-FAWR-əst	English