ossifer

and occifer (ˈɑsəfɚ)

n. a police officer. (Also an ill-advised term of address.) Ask the occifer there if he wants to step outside and discuss it.

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Narayanan	-	Indian, Malayalam, Tamil
ArnbjØRg	-	Norwegian (Rare)
Khloe	KLO-ee	English (Modern)
Steffen	SHTE-fen (Low German)	Low German, Danish, Norwegian, Dutch
Barney	BAHR-nee	English
FÁBiÁN	-	Hungarian