ossifer

and occifer (ˈɑsəfɚ)

n. a police officer. (Also an ill-advised term of address.) Ask the occifer there if he wants to step outside and discuss it.

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Sietse	SEET-sə	Frisian
Sherwood	SHUR-wuwd	English
Micajah	-	Biblical
Ambridge	['æmbridʒ]
Lazaros	-	Biblical Greek
Lorencio	lo-REN-thyo (Spanish), lo-REN-syo (Latin American Spanish)	Medieval Spanish