said the actress to the pope

An aside that is used to create a humorous but lewd sexual innuendo out of something mundane or innocent that someone else has said. (The use of "actress" is because the innuendo always refers to a woman in a sexual situation.) Primarily heard in UK. A: "Wow, that sandwich is huge!" B: "Yeah, I can barely put my hands around it." C: "Said the actress to the pope!"

Common Names:

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Iokaste	-	Greek Mythology
Antoinette	awn-twaw-NET	French
JoŽE	YAW-zhe	Slovene
Ahlberg	['ɔ:lbɜ:g]
Aurelius	[ɔ:'ri:jəs]
Sharif	-	Arabic, Urdu, Pashto, Persian, Malay