spank the monkey

slang Of men, to masturbate. A: "Why is he all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, his crush walked in on him spanking the monkey. How horrifying is that?"

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Augusta	ow-GUWS-tah (German, Polish), ow-GOOS-tah (Italian), ə-GUS-tə (English)	German, Italian, Portuguese, Polish, Dutch, English, Ancient Roman
Allovera	-	Ancient Germanic
Nuala	NOO-ə-lah	Irish
Marijke	MAH-rie-kə	Dutch
Eutychus	-	Biblical, Biblical Latin
Riko	ṙee-ko	Japanese