spank the monkey



spank the monkey

slang Of men, to masturbate. A: "Why is he all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, his crush walked in on him spanking the monkey. How horrifying is that?"
See also: monkey, spank

Common Names:

NameGenderPronouncedUsage
Mozes-Dutch
Cassandra[kə'sændrə]
Vedat-Turkish
EveliinaE-ve-lee:-nahFinnish
GİZem-Turkish
Toby['təubi]