spank the monkey



spank the monkey

slang Of men, to masturbate. A: "Why is he all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, his crush walked in on him spanking the monkey. How horrifying is that?"
See also: monkey, spank

Common Names:

NameGenderPronouncedUsage
VikkiVIK-eeEnglish
Asma-Arabic
Nea-Swedish
LonÁN-Irish
Madoc-Welsh
Gaye[gei]