spank the monkey



spank the monkey

slang Of men, to masturbate. A: "Why is he all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, his crush walked in on him spanking the monkey. How horrifying is that?"
See also: monkey, spank

Common Names:

NameGenderPronouncedUsage
Ault[ɔ:lt]
Katrinakə-TREE-nə (English), kaht-REE-nah (Dutch)English, German, Swedish, Dutch
Rosabella-English (Rare)
GarryGER-ee, GAR-eeEnglish
SherylSHER-əlEnglish
Merab (1)-Biblical