stonkered

(ˈstɔŋkɚd)

1. mod. killed. The car crashed into him and he was stonkered for sure.

2. mod. alcohol intoxicated. My buddy here is stonkered and needs a ride, and can I have one, too?

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Jilly	JIL-ee	English
HallbjÖRn	-	Ancient Scandinavian, Icelandic
Lisbeth	LEES-bet	German
Secundinus	-	Ancient Roman
Mercedes	mer-THE-dhes (Spanish), mer-SE-dhes (Latin American Spanish)	Spanish
Suzan (2)	-	Turkish