the Dutch have taken Holland

A sarcastic phrase said in response to outdated news. A: "Did you know that Kelly is getting a divorce?" B: "Oh please, that happened months ago. Did you know that the Dutch have taken Holland?"

Common Names:

Name	Pronounced	Usage
HediİYe	-	Turkish
Childers	['tʃildəz]
Arttu	AHRT-too	Finnish
Premysl	-	Medieval Slavic (Hypothetical)
Kiana (1)	-	Hawaiian
Paola	POW-lah (Italian), pah-O-lah (Spanish)	Italian, Spanish