trouser snake

and trouser trout

n. the penis. The doctor was taken aback when young Willard used the term “trouser snake.” Stop scratching your trouser trout in public.

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Izanagi	-	Far Eastern Mythology
Kennith	KEN-ith	English
Torsti	TOR-stee	Finnish
Alcuin	['ælkwin]
Nelly	NEL-ee	English
Cailyn	KAY-lin	English (Modern)