trouser snake

and trouser trout

n. the penis. The doctor was taken aback when young Willard used the term “trouser snake.” Stop scratching your trouser trout in public.

Name	Pronounced	Usage
KnÚTr	-	Ancient Scandinavian
Trygve	-	Swedish, Norwegian, Danish
Monta	-	Latvian
FranČIŠEk	-	Slovene
Bearach	-	Irish
Gundhram	-	Ancient Germanic