turkey bacon

n. a (untrained) night watchman; a uniformed but unoffical “police officer;” fake bacon = cop. The place is guarded by creeky-kneed turkey bacon. I’ll distract them while you sneak in.

Common Names:

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Thecla	-	Dutch (Rare), Late Greek (Latinized)
Somarli&Eth;R	-	Ancient Scandinavian
Amice	-	Medieval English
Marlowe	MAHR-lo	English (Rare)
Manas	-	Bengali, Indian, Assamese, Hindi
Jooseppi	YO:-sep-pee	Finnish