turkey bacon

n. a (untrained) night watchman; a uniformed but unoffical “police officer;” fake bacon = cop. The place is guarded by creeky-kneed turkey bacon. I’ll distract them while you sneak in.

Common Names:

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Rainard	-	Ancient Germanic
Sa'adat	-	Arabic
Ponzio	-	Italian
Cindi	SIN-dee	English
Sevastian	-	Russian
Felicia	fə-LEE-shə (English), fe-LEE-thyah (Spanish), fe-LEE-syah (Latin American Spanish), fe-LEE-chyah (Romanian), fe-LEE-see-ah (Swedish)	English, Spanish, Hungarian, Romanian, Dutch, Swedish, Late Roman