turkey bacon

n. a (untrained) night watchman; a uniformed but unoffical “police officer;” fake bacon = cop. The place is guarded by creeky-kneed turkey bacon. I’ll distract them while you sneak in.

Common Names:

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Nekane	ne-KAH-ne	Basque
Edit	E-dit (Swedish)	Hungarian, Swedish
Rayna (1)	-	Bulgarian
Shad (1)	-	Arabic
Baghdasar	-	Armenian (Rare)
Kayden	KAY-dən	English (Modern)