turkey bacon

n. a (untrained) night watchman; a uniformed but unoffical “police officer;” fake bacon = cop. The place is guarded by creeky-kneed turkey bacon. I’ll distract them while you sneak in.

Common Names:

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Fortunato	-	Italian, Spanish, Portuguese
Hrothulf	-	Anglo-Saxon (Latinized)
Ireneusz	ee-re-NE-uwsh	Polish
Rozenn	-	Breton
MylÈNe	mee-LEN	French
Antoninus	-	Ancient Roman