zipper morals

n. loose morals that lead to the easy unzipping of clothing. Ah, youth and its zipper morals!

Name	Pronounced	Usage
Anacletus	-	Ancient Greek (Latinized)
Rashed	-	Arabic
Valerius	və-LER-ee-əs (English)	Ancient Roman
Ujarak	-	Native American, Inuit
Zelig	-	Yiddish
Arlene	[a:'li:n]