| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| SSA | Super Smart Ass |
| SSAA | Swiss Smart A** Association |
| SSB | Since Sliced Bread |
| SSBFC | Super Secret Best Friends Club |
| SSC | Super Slow Computer |
| SSDD | Same S*** Different Day |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
| SSDD | Same Shit, Different Day |
| SSDD | Steal S*** Do Drugs |
| SSG | Super Study Girl |
| SSIU | Simple Silly Internet User |
| SSLP | Same Sex Life Partner |
| SSLP | Sit Still Look Pretty |
| SSLY | Smile Somebody Loves You |
| SSLY | Someone Still Loves You |
| SSND | Same S***, New Day |
| SSND | Same Shit, New Day |
| SSO | Secondary Significant Other |
| SSO | Sortof Significant Other |
| SSP | Super Short Person |