| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| COT | Call Or Text |
| COU | Counting on You |
| COW | Cheap Or What |
| COY | Come On You |
| CP | Chat Post |
| CP | Created Posts |
| CP | Cutie Patootie |
| C-P | Sleepy |
| CPAC | Conservative Political A** Clowns |
| CPC | Clogged Poop Chute |
| CPCI | Cocktail Party Chatter Indicator |
| CPH | Cutie Pie Husband |
| CPI | Cocktail Party Information |
| CPLS | Couples |
| CPR | Coffee Provides Refreshment |
| CPS | Certified Parent Sniper |
| CPU | Clever People Understand |
| CPU | Cute People United |
| CQ | Come Quickly |
| CR | Comfort Room |