| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| CUBS | Cubs Useless By September |
| CUM | Creative Urges Of Men |
| CUNCE | Coalition of Unscrupulous, Narcissistic and Corrupt Executives |
| CUNT | C U Next Tuesday |
| CUNT | Canberra University Netball Team |
| CUNT | Can't Understand Normal Thinking |
| CUNT | Capialistic Unorganizational Nationalistic Treaty |
| CUNT | Citizens United Negating Technology |
| CUPS | Can't Usually Print Stuff |
| CUPS | Cats Using Pogo Sticks |
| CUTE | Cringy Udderlyperfect Talkative Energyball |
| CUTE | Cringy Udderlyperfect Talkative Energyball |
| CUWTA | Catch Up With The Acronyms |
| CV | Chicken Vehicle |
| CVA | Clair Voyance Audience |
| CVN | Calvin Video Network |
| CVS | Certainly Very Snide |
| CW | Canadian Warmings |
| CW | Candy Watch |
| CW | Career Woman |