| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| DEA | Death Enforcement Agency |
| DEA | Don't Expect Anything |
| DEA | Dope Elite Assassins |
| DEA | Drink Every Afternoon |
| DEA | Drugs, Eating, and Alcohol |
| DEAD | Dead E And D'S |
| DEAD | Dead E association |
| Dead | Dearly Entering Afterlife Dramatically |
| DEATH | Dad Eating A Turtle Heinie |
| DEATH | Devil Enjoying Abhorrent Turtle Harming |
| DEATH | Don't Ever Antagonize The Horn |
| DEB | Don't Eat Burger |
| DEC | Do Expect Cuts |
| DEC | Downhill, Etc., Crew |
| DECC | Department of Energy and Congenital Cretins |
| DED | Dead Exploding Dog |
| DEEG | Don't Exagerate Excessive Gorgeousness |
| DEFRA | Department Of Eradicating Farming And Real Agriculture |
| DEGC | Destroying Everything George Chooses |
| DEI | Dabney Eats It |