| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| DIWALI | Deeper In Water And Large Inspirable |
| DIY | Damage It Yourself |
| DIY | Dangerous Insecure Yodel |
| DIY | Dangerously Incompetent Yob |
| DIY | Do Injury to Yourself |
| DIY | Do It Yetties |
| DIY | Don't Involve Yourself |
| DIY | Dreary Ineffectual Yawning |
| DIY | Drink It Yourself |
| DIZ | Danny Isa Zombie |
| DJ | Deaf Jackass |
| DJ | Digital Juggernaut |
| DJIA | Dow Jumps Into Abyss |
| DJT | Democrats Just Thrilled |
| DK | Dead Krazy |
| DK | Dwaynes Kid |
| DKA | Dancers Kick A** |
| DKH | Don't Know Hockey |
| DKML | Dat Killa Malt Likka |
| DKML | Donna Karen Malt Liquor |