| Abbreviation | Definition |
|---|---|
| EMS | Evil Monster Sighting |
| EMT | Evidence Mangling Technician |
| EMTA | Evil Math Teachers Association |
| EMU | Employees Massively Underpaid |
| EMU | Even More Unemployment |
| EN | Equality Now |
| END | Everything Never Dies |
| ENFJ | Everyone Needs Fulfillment and Joy |
| ENGLAND | Every New Guy Leaves After Ninety Days |
| ENGLISH | Emotions New Grammar Love Ideas Style Humour |
| ENGLISH | Endless Non-important Gathering Lots Information Seriously Horibble |
| ENGLISH | Exaggerated Nonsense thats Gross Like Ick, So Horrible |
| ENT | Evil Neopets Team |
| ENTRY | Enter New Trees Right Yam |
| EOA | Embassy Of Aesthetics |
| EOC | Eat Our Cookies |
| EOD | Every One Drinks |
| EOL | Ebm Only Louder |
| EOL | Eraser Of Love |
| EOM | Eyes On Me |